| Wednesday, September 14, 2005 |
| This Weeks Worst. Movies. Ever |
 As I have plenty of Worse. Movies. Ever. This is this weeks pile of garbage, and I only have five this time. I plan on doing many lists, because I like them. Lists are fun, and I love telling people my favorites in hope that they may become your favorites.
Anyway, let's move on to the list:
1. Lil' Pimp - The Gradiose of bad, the Mother of all terrible movies. (At least for this list) Seriously, if this is above House of the Dead, it's bad. This movie is about a little white boy who doesn't know what he should do in life, until he realizes he wants to be a pimp. (?) Good god. He ends up pimping out his mother, who is oblivious to her newly ho life, and being seduced by hookers. An offensive, stupid, sleep inducing, crude, time waster.
2. House of the Dead - Are horror movies supposed to make you want to impale yourself on a machete? Terrible action, bad acting, horrendous dialouge and even worse plot. The movie poster is its only saving grace.
3. Torque - Ice Cube directed and acted in this. Not that Cube is a terrible actor, but was he serious with this? Boring, stupid, laughable and ludicrous. And everyone was so serious, which made things even worse. Featured the dumbest motorcycle battle in movie history.
4. Dr. Suess' The Cat in the Hat - This "children's" movie is the worse thing for kids I've ever seen, and, yes, I've seen a lot of children's movies. Mike Meyers made The Cat in the Hat a crude, stupid, shameless, irritating, boring joke. Nothing funny here except that this drivel is supposed to be for youngsters. Seriously, I'd rather my 5-year-old (if I had one) watch HBO's OZ than watch this. Yes, this is that bad.
5. The Chronicles of Riddick - A science fiction movie that does nothing to pull you into the convoluted, sensless, snoozy plot. Probably, two or three cool fight scenes, and I liked the death kill at the end. But, overall, this will put you to sleep before it entertains you. Vin Diesel was best in Pitch Black. |
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